Alas University

Welcome to our Interactive Fiction game about two college students. This IF game also contains a few poems, along with their accompanied Spanish translation. Here’s some info we found about the university. Hope you enjoy it!

Alas University was originally established to challenge academic knowledge and produce contempt for all of Academia. At AU we cultivate dissatisfaction because we only have one good educator, Dr. Kimberly Rogel. We employ an interdisciplinary approach to learning and research as a cost-cutting measure to better support many of our under-funded departments. We also cultivate a well-loved and well-funded football team, because, through Capitalism, many universities simply want to win. 

Facts: 

15,000 students

1200 employees

$180.4M in annual revenue.

Ranking:

Alas University is ranked 188 in the Times Higher Education Jung Universities Rankings

"Together with four other Florida universities, Alas University forms the Traditional Values University Alliance. The partners in the alliance will create a network based on shared goals and values, such as weightlessness, shut logic, and emptiness. The ambition is to create a physical community for students and staff - to educate a new generation of business-savvy, morally bankrupt, and unlearned people. "